Tune: “The Keeper”
Now, Dirty Jack with an evil grin, He walks the streets of old Wiggin The police would like a word with him He is the Phantom Flasher
Chorus: Is he here? – I don't know – Could he be? – Possible – I think I see him standing next to you – He is the Phantom Flasher With a hey-down-down – With a ho-down-down – Hey-down – Ho-down – Has he got 'em down? – He is the Phantom Flasher
The first he flashed, she turned bright red The second turned away her head “It's so small!” the third one said He is the Phantom Flasher
[Chorus]
One day he flashed the widow Brown She went and bought a wedding gown She chased him all around the town He is the Phantom Flasher
Downtown at the Museum of Art He went and showed his proper part Now he's exposed himself to art He is the Phantom Flasher
He flashed a co-ed in the park With day-glow paint she made her mark Now he fluoresces in the dark He is the Phantom Flasher
