Hell's Bells

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X:1
T:Hell's Bells
C:Jeff Bigler
O:1995
M:C
L:1/4
K:G major
V:1 clef=treble
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w:1.~ When I died and went to heaven and | had my in-ter-| view * |\
w:2.~"No | danc-ers up in | heaven a-bove, no | legs a-dorned with | bells.  A |\
w:3.~So | Meph-i-stoph-el- | es came by, and | God to him did | tell the |\
w:4.~Now | when a man ar- | rives in Hell and | goes in-to the | pub, and |\
w:5.~And | when this man goes | off to bed, his | room is so close | by, our |\
w:6.~And | when we bag, the | mis-ers have to | give us all they've | got, and |\
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w:God asked me to make a list of | what I liked to do.  But |\
w:mor-ris team would | make my peo-ple | think they were in | Hell.  But |\
w:ben-i-fits of | hav-ing mor-ris | danc-ers down in | Hell.  Old |\
w:tries to find a | qui-et place to | sit and eat some | grub(s). But |\
w:sing-ing keeps him | wide a-wake un- | til the clock strikes | five.  And~the |\
w:none of them can | take their leave 'till | we de-cide to | stop.  And |\
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w:when I gave my | list to God, He | gave this sad re- | ply:  "I'm |\
w:wait!" said God that's~a | good i-dea, I | know just what we'll | do:  a |\
w:Beel-ze-bub said | "This I'll do!  It~will | give me great de- | light to |
w:ev-ery room this | man goes in, there's | mor-ris danc-ers | there.  We've |
w:slum-ber of this | wretch-ed man lasts | fif-teen min-utes | long, cause~the |\
w:when we've gone in- | to the pub to | have a glass of | beer, we'll |\
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w:sor-ry, but we | have no mor-ris | danc-ers in the | sky." ||\
w:mor-ris team in | Hell would be the | per-fect heaven for | you."  ||\
w:have my peo-ple | suf-fer mor-ris | danc-ers day and | night." ||\
w:eat-en all the | food and we have | drunk up all the | beer. ||\
w:next day, it is | May Day and the | Win-ster starts at | dawn. ||\
w:raise a toast to | Heaven a-bove: "Thank | God we're all down | here!"
"Chorus"d/d/ |\
w:* * |\
w:You'll be~the |\
w:From the |\
w:'Cause we're~the |\
w:'We're the |\
w:'We're the |\
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w:danc-ers in the | un-der-world, we're the | mor-ris team from Hell, 'cause a |\
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w:mor-ris danc-er's | heav-en is to be | danc-ing on Hell's | Bells.  We're the |\
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w:danc-ers | on Hell's Bells, we | do the job quite | well.  We're the |\
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w:danc-ers who tor- | ment the damned, we're the | danc-ers on Hell's | Bells! |]