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+====== The Phantom Flasher ======
+Tune: "The Keeper"
+Now, Dirty Jack with an evil grin,
+He walks the streets of old Wiggin
+The police would like a word with him
+He is the Phantom Flasher
+**Chorus:**
+//Is he here? -- I don't know --
+Could he be? -- Possible --
+I think I see him standing next to you --
+He is the Phantom Flasher
+With a hey-down-down -- With a ho-down-down --
+Hey-down -- Ho-down -- Has he got 'em down? --
+He is the Phantom Flasher //
+The first he flashed, she turned bright red
+The second turned away her head
+"It's so small!" the third one said
+He is the Phantom Flasher
+[Chorus]
+One day he flashed the widow Brown
+She went and bought a wedding gown
+She chased him all around the town
+He is the Phantom Flasher
+[Chorus]
+Downtown at the Museum of Art
+He went and showed his proper part
+Now he's exposed himself to art
+He is the Phantom Flasher
+[Chorus]
+He flashed a co-ed in the park
+With day-glow paint she made her mark
+Now he fluoresces in the dark
+He is the Phantom Flasher
+[Chorus]