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+====== I Like a Moose ======
+When I was a young man I used to like girls;
+I'd tickle their bodies and play with their curls.
+But my girlfriend ran off with a sailor named Bruce
+Now, you'd never be treated that way by a moose!
+**Chorus:**
+//And it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
+I've never had anything quite like a moose.
+I've had many women, my life has been loose
+But I've never had anything quite like a moose.//
+Whenever I feels I'm in need of a lay
+I goes to my cupboard and gets me some hay.
+I leans out my window and spreads it around
+'Cos a moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
+[//Chorus//]
+I've done it with all sorts of beasties with hair
+I'd do it with snakes if their fangs wasn't there!
+I've had me a chicken, a duck and a goose
+But I've never had anything wuite like a moose.
+[//Chorus//]
+Purple gorillas on Saturday night,
+Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight!
+But it just ain't the same when you slams their caboose
+As the feeling you get when you're humping a moose.
+[//Chorus//]
+Now I am old ... and increasing in years
+I looks on my past, and I sheds me no tears.
+I just sits in my chair with a glass of Mateus,
+Playing Hide the Salami with Minnie the Moose!
+**Final Chorus:**
+//And it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
+I've never had anything quite like a moose.
+I've had men and women, my life has been loose
+But I've never had anything quite like a moose.//