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--- song:hot-meat [2020/03/23 21:10] – Jeff Bigler
+++ song:hot-meat [2020/03/23 21:17] (current) – Jeff Bigler
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+====== Hot Meat ======
+by Nick Robertshaw
+<abc>
+X:1
+T:Hot Meat
+C:©1998 Nick Robertshaw
+K:C
+M:C
+L:1/8
+"G"G2 | "C"c2 c2 c2 G>G | "F"A>G F>A "C"G3 G | "D"D>E ^F>D "G"G>A B>c | "D"d>c B>A "G"G3 G |\
+w:Hot | Meat, Hot Meat, it's the | on-ly thing to eat. The | meal to sat-is-fy you from your | head down to your feet. The |\
+"F"A<F c>A "C"G>E C>E | "F"F>E D>C "G"D2 D2 | "C"C>D E>F G<c c2 | "D"A2 "G"B2 "C"c2 ||
+w:car-rot and the cu-cum-ber, they | sim-ply can't com-pete with | na-ture's fin-est pleas-ure: Hot | Meat, Hot Meat ||
+G |"C"G>F E>D "Am"C/D/ E2 E | "G"D>C E>D "C"C3 E | "E"E>D C>B, "Am"A,B, C>E | "D"D>E ^F>D "G"G3 G |\
+w:Miss | Wil-kie had an ap-pe-tite that | could not be de-nied. For | veg'-ta-bles and fruits had left her | quite un-sat-is-fied. A |\
+"F"A>F c>A "C"G>E C>E | "F"F>E D<C "G"D3 D | "C"C>D E>F "Am"G>c A>c | "D7"d>c B>A "G"G |]
+w:yearn-ing em-pty space that need-ed | fill-ing up in-side with | some-thing warm and firm and thick so | this is what she tried: |]
+</abc>
+**Chorus:**
+//Hot meat, hot meat, it's the only thing to eat,
+The meal to satisfy you from your head down to your feet.
+The carrot and the cucumber they simply can't compete
+With nature's finest pleasure, Hot Meat, Hot Meat.//
+Miss Wilkie had an appetite that could not be denied,
+For vegetables and fruits had left her quite unsatisfied,
+A yearning empty space that needed filling up inside
+With something warm and firm and thick, so this is what she tried:
+[//chorus//]
+So she went to see the Butcher, a man of great renown.
+His meat was recommended by the hungriest girls in town.
+It was so plump and juicy it was famous through the land,
+So she thrilled with great excitement when he put it in her hand.
+[//chorus//]
+He said, "For very best results, don't boil it in a pot,
+But lard it very carefully and handle it a lot,
+And you must preheat your oven, and when it's good and hot,
+Just pop it in and baste it well with all the juice you've got."
+[//chorus//]
+Well, she followed all the recipe and cooked it half the night,
+And the meal so satisfied her that she cried out in delight,
+But when she took it from her oven, she observed with great surprise
+That she must have overdone it for it had shrunk to half its size.
+[//chorus//]
+So to every girl and woman, spinster, widow, bride, and wife,
+If you want the finest pleasures from this fleeting earthly life,
+A lovely snoozly feeling, a smug and happy grin,
+A misty light within your eyes and gravy on your chin!
+[//chorus//]